Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Steps to Becoming a Cycling Badass

1. Register to race a classics monument
2. Have a mechanical at an extremely inconvenient time (someone said if someone has a mechanical there, they will lose the race)
3. Receive an 8 second bicycle change
4. Rejoin group
5. Attack group
6. Attack/ride away from breakaway companion from previous attack-bonus points for doing so on the Muur
7. Win-by over a minute

And viola! You're a badass.

1 comment:

  1. ...and sitting down, on the Muur, with said escape group companion pounding away to no avail.

    Still, the rate at which he gapped him was astounding. The live video had the helicopter had to pan for 15 seconds to try to spot Sparticus.